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From : marcw

Date : 01/7/2008 4.42 pm

Subject : not real friend

Message :

u are copmletly incorrect my teacher . Iam resrecuble man.

(I am indeed a far better teacher than you could ever be. And you’re beyond hope, sorry.)

Iam lecturer . I think u never meet forigner. may u live in country side.

(A lecturer?! For real?! I’m sure they didn’t choose you for your “beautiful” penmanship or grammar ability. I have known many foreigners and non have such beautiful online grammar such as yours. I live in a town, thank you.)

when u say for person he has sent message that he want kill!!!!!

(Okay…that makes no sense whatsoever. Go back to school!!)

Iam muslim religus educated

(So what if you’re a Muslim educated person? Are you trying to get me to sympathize your condition? What condition may I ask? For being a Muslim? Don’t get freaking racial, dude. I have TONS of Muslim friends who excel in English way better than I. Being Muslim or not, is irrelevant when it comes to proper writing. Nt by wrtng lke ths bcs its so frking annying!)

good luck

(Indeed, having received your messages have been good luck to me. May the world experience the joy of observing your “wonderful” message.)

no need to meet u

(I have already stated that I would NEVER meet you. So with that said, thank goodness :D )

If you have no idea what’s going on, please refer to the previous entry on “Reral Friend“.