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What 2008 Means to Me

by Deviled Jess on Jan.16, 2008, under Archives

It’s the beginning of a new year here on Earth. Not only does it bring wonder and joy, it also brings a new revelation that you’re another year older than you were last year, the world had not, in fact, ended, yet, thank goodness, the fact that you’re still single/married/divorced/widowed/dead even though a whole new year passed you by.

To me, a new year is just like any other year. What a new year means to me :

  • 356+ days have passed since I first started blogging;
  • I’m spending 2008 alone and single unlike 2007;
  • A whole new University semester has begun bringing 6 types of hell (subjects and assignments) and an extra hellish bonus (theses);
  • The fact that I’m becoming 21 this year and I am finally able to get a taste of alcohol without sneaking around;
  • A chance to start a whole new emotional stage now that I’ve become a woman a.k.a. an adult;
  • I’m still stuck in this hellhole of a University jampacked with “la-la” students and overly dramatic environment;
  • I’m still alive to gather more slaves (a.k.a. “friends”) and to conquer the world (a.k.a. taking over and making their lives hell);
  • I’m still hungry whenever I need to be;
  • I’m a slightly different person than I was last year.

That’s about all I could think up for now. For now, those are the things that portrays what I think about most. I’m going to sign out now because I’m just so freaking hungry now waiting for F and and JT to finish their group meeting in the class. I want to EAT!! *stomach growls loudly*. Ja ne~!

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“Reral Friend”

by Deviled Jess on Jan.07, 2008, under Archives

From : marcw

Date : 01/6/2008 7:57 pm

Subject : reral friend

Message :

salamu alikum

(Wha?! You can’t even spell a Islamic greeting properly!! You’re an embarrassment to your fellow men!)

salamt dating

(I doubt dating you would save my soul, pal!)

,how are u miss jessaka ?

(Who is miss jessaka?)

It is nice to write to u, but is better to meet u, and the best to having………….u!!

(That’s just lame and freakishly corny! REJECT!!!)

Iam Aziz from KSA ), 33 old, master from UK. white skin, 70kg, 172 cm. energitiec, sens of humor and generuos . I do not smok or drink at all .

(Where the hell is KSA?! Ohhhh you’re a master from UK? What kind of master? The master of all grammer mistakes? I’m sure Energizer’s mascot would eat you alive and I MUST say, you’re NOT at all generous with your spelling. You’re missing a shit load of them! I bet you smoke a bomb and don’t you drink water at all? I drink loads of H2O ;))

I am intersting with your profile.
. Iam sure I will stick in your mind!

(You meant you posed with my Friendster profile? Interesting! I sure as heck never seen you before to have you stuck in my mind, dude.)

I will come to KL in 27Jan staying long time for nusiness( ecchange lucturer in UM ) . Iam looking to meet u in KL at any resturant ( I invaite u at lot10 or mega mall or twin tour is the best).

(I will be leaving KL on the 27th of January because a perverted fool like you will be there! Dude! Twin TOWERS!! PODAH!!)

whene I come I will stay in hotel( 4 or 5 *)which one u recomended to me? ) then rent apartment.

(Living in KL my whole life, how in heavens name would I know what hotel would be best?! Go rent your OWN apartment. I sure as hell won’t help you.)

send your mobile phon( cellphon)if u like.i will call u whene i arraive .

(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! “if u like” I would like to hand you a number all right. I’d give you a number to a English tutor ^^)

please send to my e- mail
e- mail: hanefamarcw@yahoo.co.uk

(I’m an insane individual, handing me your email would allow me to send you tons of spam and viruses! BEWARE~!!!)

kremakaseh

looking to hearing from u
best wishes

(I can’t say I feel the same way, dude.)

aziz

My reply :

“Reral friend” It is REAL friend, not RERAL.

First of all, hello.

Next, I would like to comment that being a Masters holder from the UK and also a “soon-to-be” UM “lucturer” (LECTURER you illiterate!!!), you should be able to compose an message of PERFECT English. However, I guess that was just too much to expect from your…”caliber”…

Thirdly, I am sure that after this message, I will forever be ingrained into the back, front, left, right, and all around of your mind as a person of able mind and language. However, your presence in my life will forever be insignificant to me except when to portrayed you as a side joke (like I am doing now here).

But let me say this outright. I do NOT plan to meet you AT ALL. You are a stranger and possibly a pervert/rapist/killer. For someone who doesn’t know me at all and would just want me to go out with you on a whim is a thinking so shallow that would get you killed if the authorities put their mind to catch people like you.

I am sure when you mentioned “hotel” and “apartment”, you probably had more in mind than just talking. This goes to prove that you are an immature person thinking that you can con a person like me to meet you. Possibly to rape/kill/kidnap.

I do not believe in having anything to do with strangers who do not know me, with a perverted and immature mind. So forget about getting my phone number or even me caring to know who you are because…I don’t. Now that I know you are planning to be a lecturer in the UM, I shall forever remember UM as a place of perverts. Actually…I won’t. Why? Because you’re just ONE out of thousands. Thank you.

Have a good day and get a life, old man.

To view the continuation of this entry, please refer to the next entry on “Not Real Friend“.

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Happy 2008!

by Deviled Jess on Jan.01, 2008, under Archives

Oh wow, it’s a whole new year once again! Where did all that time go?! I just got back myself from Hong Kong around 7pm today. So I can’t really talk much about my trip yet since I haven’t gotten the pictures from my mom’s digital camera yet. So wait a few days to allow me to compose the album :P

Anyway, it’s already been a whole year since I blogged. And what a year it has been. I myself can’t believe that I have gone through a year of blogging! Well, below are just my previous bloggings just for you to read through what I’ve gone through this whole year.

I first began my blogging experience in The Undeniable Beauty. It was my foundation in blogging and it was fun!

December 2006

January 2007

February 2007

March 2007

April 2007

May 2007

After that, I began going into the world of advertising and commercialism. I wanted to earn some extra cash for doing what I like most. So I got The Undeniable Beauty – Revamped.

April 2007

May 2007

June 2007

July 2007

August 2007

September 2007

October 2007

November 2007

December 2007

As the months went by, my enthusiasm for blogging became less and less. Perhaps it was the messiness of that blog. Or maybe the fact that I couldn’t find anything to write about, or perhaps I lingered too long on one thing…I don’t know…to change my attitude, I began blogging in here, at the Thinking Under Bizarre Reasonings.

October 2007

November 2007

December 2007

I hope you all enjoy my journey to the past of what I have had written so far. I’m so very tired now of typing and putting up all the links. So I’ll just go off to bed now. Good night all and have a great year!!

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