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He’s a psychology student?!

by Deviled Jess on Apr.19, 2008, under Archives

Browsing through blogs today, I happened to click on a link on a associating link of mine. And believe me when I say I was rather blown away by this whole “statement”.

This “statement” happened to be on that fella’s Friendster profile (yes, that person blogs on Friendster).

My life is dark, full of sadness and sorrowness. I am alone. I used to this loneliness and I enjoy it also. Depressing myself also one of my fucking habit. Even it hurt me but it makes me feel better.

My life start with GASTRIC and the fucking MIGRAINE. This two fucking things really make my life suck! It makes me suffering all the time! Damn! Someone please stop this to suffer me!!!!!

All stuffs around me in my life become suck, suck, SUX! Even love also suck! I hate love the most! Dont come to me with your love. This only will make me hate you! The love you bring to me is just to show that you are pity me! I dont want your PITY!!!

Don’t try to fix me, I’m not broken. Even I’m broken, that is still me! Don’t ever try to judge me by your fucking bias. My personality is unique, you got no right to judge it. Either love me or hate me, is up to you. I dont fucking care how you treat me!

Dont show me that you got someone to love,
Dont show me that you got fucking hand to hold,
Dont show me that you got poison lips to kiss,
All this just make me fucked up!!!
I swear, all this fucking shit will make you suffer and slowly die in silent with deadly lullaby!! FUCK YOU!

Now got 1 more mankind that make me fucked up.You know who is the one I hate the most? Is the people who always ask me “Wah, you study psychology ar? Next time talk to you must be careful if not you will know what i is in my mind”

What the fuck is that?! I GOT NO INTEREST TO WHAT IS IN YOUR MIND AND WHAT YOU THINKING! YOU ARE NOT MY CLIENT! YOU DIN PAY FOR ME SO WHY SHOULD I WASTE TIME TO GET KNOW WHAT IN YOUR MIND! FUCK OFF!

Fuck it all, Fuck this world, Fuck everything that you stand for.Dont belong, Dont accept, Dont give a shit. Don’t ever judge me!

Love Rules #1
“Something” and “Nothing” can use to compare. Love is unfair.

Love Rules #2
Never ever invest 100% in LOVE. Once it gone, you will lose more than 100%.

Love Rules #3
Never ask for the reason of break up. It may sounds nonsence and bullshit.

Love Rules #4
Enjoy the happy and sweet time you have it right now. Break up can occur at any point in LOVE Journey. Sometime it comes so suddden. Sudden Break Up Syndrome (SBUS)

Let us dissect these statements one by one shall we? We may begin.

My life is dark, full of sadness and sorrowness. I am alone. I used to this loneliness and I enjoy it also. Depressing myself also one of my fucking habit. Even it hurt me but it makes me feel better.

Is your life truly dark, sad, and sorrowful? It may be so but it’s also because as you said, it’s “my fucking habit” thus, your dark, sad, and sorrowful life was of your own doing, no? Next,

My life start with GASTRIC and the fucking MIGRAINE. This two fucking things really make my life suck! It makes me suffering all the time! Damn! Someone please stop this to suffer me!!!!!

Did it really start with that? How would you know? Who told you? Your mom? Your mom’s genealogist’s? How would you REALLY know?! I mean, your life started from birth, how can you even comprehend anything with that puny baby brain of yours o_O?!

All stuffs around me in my life become suck, suck, SUX! Even love also suck! I hate love the most! Dont come to me with your love. This only will make me hate you! The love you bring to me is just to show that you are pity me! I dont want your PITY!!!

I know the answer! I know the answer!! Pick me, pick me!! The answer is…that you brought the suckfest upon yourself! What with the way you are now, it’s no wonder people serve you pity love on a platter. Also, since you hate love so much, don’t you just hate your mom? I mean, I’m sure love would be there in her for you, what with her carrying you for 9 bloody long months of hell *smiles sweetly* :)

Don’t try to fix me, I’m not broken. Even I’m broken, that is still me! Don’t ever try to judge me by your fucking bias. My personality is unique, you got no right to judge it. Either love me or hate me, is up to you. I dont fucking care how you treat me!

Of course you’re not broken, after all, we all just did it out of pity *flickers eyelashes*. Who’s judging you? *looks behind* I don’t see anyone. Unique? You? I laugh. You’re just a poser, trying to be like every other 35,465,743,254 dark, lonely, sadistic person out there in the world now. I neither love nor hate you and I don’t care to treat you any better than a scumbag :D

Dont show me that you got someone to love,
Dont show me that you got fucking hand to hold,
Dont show me that you got poison lips to kiss,
All this just make me fucked up!!!
I swear, all this fucking shit will make you suffer and slowly die in silent with deadly lullaby!! FUCK YOU!

I won’t show you that I have someone to love, hand to hold, lips to kiss, I’ll just tell you that I have someone that I love, I have a warm hand to hold onto, and that I love to kiss and tell ;) . Haven’t you heard? Love is the new black, baby.

Now got 1 more mankind that make me fucked up.You know who is the one I hate the most? Is the people who always ask me “Wah, you study psychology ar? Next time talk to you must be careful if not you will know what i is in my mind”

One more mankind? I need some definition here please!

Man-kind : The human race; humankind.

Kthx! So does that mean…there’s another race out there? And why would you take statements such as those seriously? Are you incapable of humor or socializing? Are you an abnormal species of humankind? I know! You know that you’re not capable of being a psychologist thus you hate statement such as those that have a tendency to make you feel down and guilty.

What the fuck is that?! I GOT NO INTEREST TO WHAT IS IN YOUR MIND AND WHAT YOU THINKING! YOU ARE NOT MY CLIENT! YOU DIN PAY FOR ME SO WHY SHOULD I WASTE TIME TO GET KNOW WHAT IN YOUR MIND! FUCK OFF!

I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE NO INTEREST IN WHAT I HAVE TO SAY BUT I HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH KTHXBAI!! And even if someone isn’t your client, doesn’t mean you can’t lend an ear or two to hear what the other person has to say, chyeah? Because you know what, dude? They wasted the little time they had listening to your ramblings, woes, and shit stuff you made up to get people to pay some attention to your load of bull.

Fuck it all, Fuck this world, Fuck everything that you stand for.Dont belong, Dont accept, Dont give a shit. Don’t ever judge me!

Then why don’t you just end it, huh? Why not lock yourself away and swallow the key? That way, you won’t be so offended by the humanly norms we call, life.

Love Rules #1
“Something” and “Nothing” can use to compare. Love is unfair.

Love Rules #2
Never ever invest 100% in LOVE. Once it gone, you will lose more than 100%.

Love Rules #3
Never ask for the reason of break up. It may sounds nonsence and bullshit.

Love Rules #4
Enjoy the happy and sweet time you have it right now. Break up can occur at any point in LOVE Journey. Sometime it comes so suddden. Sudden Break Up Syndrome (SBUS)

#1: Agreed.

#2: Disagreed. If you love someone, love. Even if you part with them, it just gives you something to learn from, fool.

#3: Knowing and understanding is two different things. By knowing, you really don’t know anything. You need to understand what it means to them to know.

#4: Agreed. And justify your syndrome, where is the study?!

#5: Grammer = FAIL. Go back to grade school, dude!

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