Thinking Under Bizarre Reasonings

Browsing through blogs today, I happened to click on a link on a associating link of mine. And believe me when I say I was rather blown away by this whole “statement”. (more…)

From : marcw

Date : 01/7/2008 4.42 pm

Subject : not real friend

Message :

are copmletly incorrect my teacher . Iam resrecuble man.

(I am indeed a far better teacher than you could ever be. And you’re beyond hope, sorry.)

Iam lecturer . I think never meet forigner. may live in country side.

(A lecturer?! For real?! I’m sure they didn’t choose you for your “beautiful” penmanship or grammar ability. I have known many foreigners and non have such beautiful online grammar such as yours. I live in a town, thank you.)

when say for person he has sent message that he want kill!!!!!

(Okay…that makes no sense whatsoever. Go back to school!!)

Iam muslim religus educated

(So what if you’re a Muslim educated person? Are you trying to get me to sympathize your condition? What condition may I ask? For being a Muslim? Don’t get freaking racial, dude. I have TONS of Muslim friends who excel in English way better than I. Being Muslim or not, is irrelevant when it comes to proper writing. Nt by wrtng lke ths bcs its so frking annying!)

good luck

(Indeed, having received your messages have been good luck to me. May the world experience the joy of observing your “wonderful” message.)

no need to meet

(I have already stated that I would NEVER meet you. So with that said, thank goodness )

If you have no idea what’s going on, please refer to the previous entry on “Reral Friend“.

From : marcw

Date : 01/6/2008 7:57 pm

Subject : reral friend

Message :

salamu alikum

(Wha?! You can’t even spell a Islamic greeting properly!! You’re an embarrassment to your fellow men!)

salamt dating

(I doubt dating you would save my soul, pal!)

,how are miss jessaka ?

(Who is miss jessaka?)

It is nice to write to u, but is better to meet u, and the best to having………….u!!

(That’s just lame and freakishly corny! REJECT!!!)

Iam Aziz from KSA ), 33 old, master from UK. white skin, 70kg, 172 cm. energitiec, sens of humor and generuos . I do not smok or drink at all .

(Where the hell is KSA?! Ohhhh you’re a master from UK? What kind of master? The master of all grammer mistakes? I’m sure Energizer’s mascot would eat you alive and I MUST say, you’re NOT at all generous with your spelling. You’re missing a shit load of them! I bet you smoke a bomb and don’t you drink water at all? I drink loads of H2O )

I am intersting with your profile.
. Iam sure I will stick in your mind!

(You meant you posed with my Friendster profile? Interesting! I sure as heck never seen you before to have you stuck in my mind, dude.)

I will come to KL in 27Jan staying long time for nusiness( ecchange lucturer in UM ) . Iam looking to meet in KL at any resturant ( I invaite at lot10 or mega mall or twin tour is the best).

(I will be leaving KL on the 27th of January because a perverted fool like you will be there! Dude! Twin TOWERS!! PODAH!!)

whene I come I will stay in hotel( 4 or 5 *)which one recomended to me? ) then rent apartment.

(Living in KL my whole life, how in heavens name would I know what hotel would be best?! Go rent your OWN apartment. I sure as hell won’t help you.)

send your mobile phon( cellphon)if like.i will call whene i arraive .

(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! “if like” I would like to hand you a number all right. I’d give you a number to a English tutor )

please send to my e- mail
e- mail: hanefamarcw@yahoo.co.uk

(I’m an insane individual, handing me your email would allow me to send you tons of spam and viruses! BEWARE~!!!)

kremakaseh

looking to hearing from
best wishes

(I can’t say I feel the same way, dude.)

aziz

My reply :

“Reral friend” It is REAL friend, not RERAL.

First of all, hello.

Next, I would like to comment that being a Masters holder from the UK and also a “soon-to-be” UM “lucturer” (LECTURER you illiterate!!!), you should be able to compose an message of PERFECT English. However, I guess that was just too much to expect from your…”caliber”…

Thirdly, I am sure that after this message, I will forever be ingrained into the back, front, left, right, and all around of your mind as a person of able mind and language. However, your presence in my life will forever be insignificant to me except when to portrayed you as a side joke (like I am doing now here).

But let me say this outright. I do NOT plan to meet you AT ALL. You are a stranger and possibly a pervert/rapist/killer. For someone who doesn’t know me at all and would just want me to go out with you on a whim is a thinking so shallow that would get you killed if the authorities put their mind to catch people like you.

I am sure when you mentioned “hotel” and “apartment”, you probably had more in mind than just talking. This goes to prove that you are an immature person thinking that you can con a person like me to meet you. Possibly to rape/kill/kidnap.

I do not believe in having anything to do with strangers who do not know me, with a perverted and immature mind. So forget about getting my phone number or even me caring to know who you are because…I don’t. Now that I know you are planning to be a lecturer in the UM, I shall forever remember UM as a place of perverts. Actually…I won’t. Why? Because you’re just ONE out of thousands. Thank you.

Have a good day and get a life, old man.

To view the continuation of this entry, please refer to the next entry on “Not Real Friend“.